Speaking of Paul Walker...

Here's what he had to say about his "Into the Blue" co-star, Jessica Alba:

"Come on, dude, you know what I'm looking at. I couldn't take my eyes off that ass. I'm sorry. She's beautiful. And she's such a pain in my ass, too. But that's what I love about her. She's the kind of girl you just want to have angry sex with for the rest of your life because it's just that good."

As I type this, I am sitting in the back of a van with a hypnotist trying to convince a kidnapped Paul Walker that I'm Jessica Alba.