I entered the baggage claim area for Northwest airlines. I was there to pick up a friend and I was a little early. I sauntered past a very attractive woman leaning against a support beam. I look at her for two seconds and recognize her immediately. It was Cameron Diaz. Even disguised with long black hair, I could tell it was her.
When my friend arrived, I instructed him to walk past the woman who was now sitting on a big, black suitcase and tell me if she indeed looked like Cameron Diaz. He did as he was told and reported back that she looked exactly like her but concluded it could not be her as she was sitting out in the open like some commoner. That didn't seem strange to me at all. There's something to be said for the effectiveness of hiding in plain sight.
Like everyone else, Cameron was there to pick up her luggage. Her carry-on was a brown Louis Vuitton. Her black suitcase looked like something I would own. I did think it odd that a celebrity of her status and fortune did not have matching suitcases. But maybe that was a tool of disguise. One could reason that a regular shmoe from Topeka probably couldn't afford to have an entire collection of designer luggage. This little detail might throw potential admirers off her trail.
Such trickery may fool imperceptive observers but you've got to get up pretty early in the morning to outfox my Sherlockian deductive skills. Scotland Yard has got nothing on me.
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I love spotting celebrity's. Here in NY.. you see them all when you least expect it. When I saw Heath Ledger with my brother just walking aimlessly down the street all scruffy and regular... my brother inisisted it wasn't him.. so I walked over to him.. and said aren't you... where he smiled shook my hand and life went on. lol
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That does seem very strange that Cameron Diaz would be sitting in an airport waiting for luggage. Wouldn't she have her own private plane? And don't celebrity disguises get a little more intricate than long black hair? Plus, from all that I've heard about her, she very much values her privacy.
I would hate to have you on my case...probably couldn't get away with nuthin'...
Wheres the Fish?
One can see many in Savannah as well!
Wouldn't it have been interesting if you would have took her a bottle of Coke. Wondering how she would have reacted to a Random Act Of Kindness.
I'm 99% sure Robert Downey, Jr. was beside me at the stoplight yesterday evening. In a brand new Mercedes. Of course, it's LA, so not an uncommon occurrence here. But he's so amazing.
Btw - I say photos of Cammy posted just 6 days ago from Majorca. Assuming they are current, you are most likely right in your sighting - she has dark dark hair in them. Also, I think celebs tend not to be molested so much in smaller cities - people don't think they are really seeing celebs. maybe she's more relazed when in the "real" world. on the other hand, Angelenos and New Yorkers tend to be more jaded about sightings. who can say, really?
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